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Old podcasts never die, they just take a Thanksgiving break

Fear not faithful listeners,

All we have to fear is fear itself. And going turkey hunting with Plaxico Burress over Thanksgiving. Thankfully, despite E and my poor judgement, the DA isn’t going to press charges. With that business taken care of, we are back with the podcast E posted below. E is now posting on the blog and I think you readers are going to enjoy the change of pace. I know I’m excited. As soon as I saw the new post I went right to the first link and CRACKED UP

Know what else cracks me up? Jury Duty. Hahahaha . . . $(%&*$$@*$&%^!!!!!!!!!! An entire blog post may be dedicated to this subject after my jury finishes the world’s most unnecessarily long deliberation.

Why does this guy never serve on a jury?: Rudy Fernandez. Oh, right, people who claim to be racists always get excused from being on a jury. Moving along . . .

In case any of you have a wife going into labor or you are about to have a moving day at your office and can’t spare 40 minutes to listen to E’s melodious voice, here’s a quick rundown of this show’s “Starting Five”:

Paul Millsap

Mario Chalmers

Russell Westbrook

Trevor Ariza

Eric Gordon

Brandon Wright

Anybody going against the Warriors (who are “coached” by this goof)

An important disclaimer about the podcast below: if you are a good friend or familial relation to Don Nelson, please follow this link or that link and do not listen to the show. Ignorance is bliss.

Send us any questions/requests/hate mail you have! We respond to anything that comes our way. Even those facebook posts with excited messages about getting an awesome free $100 Macy’s gift card if we follow some link.

December 4, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

9 Comments »

  1. Nelson is a genius but has obviously gone crazy, otherwise he would still have that mustache.

    Who to start, Breaston, Driver? Holmes and Cotchery?

    I can’t listen to the podcast.

    That is all.

    Comment by Ben | December 5, 2008 | Reply

  2. Wait. YES I CAN!!!

    Comment by Ben | December 6, 2008 | Reply

  3. EXCEPT that I can’t if I want to switch pages!

    Comment by Ben | December 6, 2008 | Reply

  4. Alaska doesn’t have a football team. However, their men’s bball did win the div. 2 Great Northwest Athletic Conf. And they have a ski team, which only seems to compete with U Alaska teams.

    Comment by Ben | December 6, 2008 | Reply

  5. Dear Ben,
    The good news is that all of those receivers are pretty solid options this week. None of them are likely to shoot themselves in the leg before the night before the game either. Though he may be the most risky pick, I love Breaston against STL. STL is an ABYSMAL defense, so unless the Cardinals shaky D or shaky running game makes the game a laugher, Warner should be launching bombs all over the place and Breaston should be a beneficiary. Cotchery playing the Niners is also a FANTASTIC matchup, but Cotchery has been quieter as of late. Driver playing the Texans is not a bad matchup either and I could see Rodgers having success against their D. Holmes has been heating up and is the most talented of the 4, but the Dallas D is a much tougher match up than your other WR. I would rank them as follows:
    1)Breaston
    2)Cotchery
    3)Driver
    4)Holmes

    All 4 WR are solid options, however.

    Comment by sleeperpick | December 6, 2008 | Reply

  6. Marc and E,

    I have a very real dilemma here. So, I just made it to the semifinals of the playoffs. The guy I beat has jettisoned his entire roster. Do I pick up his WRs because mine are complete donk? He has antonio bryant, who’s pretty dece. Or do I take the lost and hope for a third place finish?
    My WRs: Breaston, curtis, driver, holmes, cotchery, royal, colston. Next week’s opp: Calvin Johnson, Roddy white, welker, holt, jones, k. walter. Am I toast? do I hope santonio kills it?

    Sincerely,
    B

    Comment by Ben | December 9, 2008 | Reply

  7. PS Holmes did the best out of the four. 81 yards

    Comment by Ben | December 9, 2008 | Reply

  8. Ben,
    It’s late so I’ll get to your question later. But I want to quickly point out that my #1 choice, Breaston, had the best game of all four: 7 catches for 90 yards.

    Comment by sleeperpick | December 9, 2008 | Reply

  9. So, the shithead wrote a message like, help yourselves to my players! So everyone did already. Fuck ’em. I took desean jackson. Those fuckers.

    Comment by Ben | December 12, 2008 | Reply


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