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Am I the only Pats fan furious about Matt Cassel getting franchised?

By this guy’s count, there are at least 7 teams that would kill to start Tom Terrific’s back up, who is making 14 million next year ($13,970,000 more then this guy.) “How nice,” you think to yourself, “to know that if number 12 doesn’t start the season at least that guy’s team has a quarterback in the bullpen (take that mixed sports analogies!) who last threw for 3700 yards and 21 TD’s.” Why wouldn’t the lot of you think that this guy is all cheesed that the Patriots have found a potential life after Tom Brady?

COMMANDMENT ONE OF TEN : THERE IS NO LIFE AFTER TOM BRADY.

(still debating on whether “COMMANDMENT ONE OF TEN: THOU SHALL NOT LIVE A LIFE AFTER TOM BRADY” was funnier)

I’m gonna give it to you raw right now (that’s what she said): The Patriots dropping 14 million on Matt Cassel is the biggest slap to Tom Brady’s face since Bridget Moynahan found out 12 wasn’t going to get back together with her (even though she pulled the goalie on the quarterback (2 for 2 on mixed sports analogies) to try and pry Mr. Cool from the  richest supermodel in the world (but, but I was in IROBOT!)))

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January 6, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Marc and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Fantasy Sports Weekend

Dear ardent admirers and derelict devotees,

Tonight’s show is not for the faint of heart or the happy-go-lucky. If this show was the Chinese calendar, it would be the year of the Rat rather than Pig.

You know who tonight’s show IS for? It’s for any devoted fan or skilled fantasy sports GM who has ever been wronged by a player, coach, or team. It’s for anyone who has ever lost by one fantasy point. It’s for anyone who has suffered through freak injuries to players and freak moonings by coaches. It’s for any fan whose team fumbles the snap on the first play of the game and sees it returned for a touchdown. It’s for anyone who DOESN’T own Lance Moore and DOES own Marques Colston. It’s for anyone who is sick of hearing from whiny & spoiled Boston sports fans who cry because they have it TOO good. And above all, it’s for anyone that agrees completely with Bill O’Reilly that Matt Cassell would be crazy to go anywhere near San Francisco when he becomes a free agent next year.

It’s also kinda for people who love Mighty Ducks 3.

Without further ado, we give you:

Desperate Househusbands: the Tom Brady-Emil Kabawat-Matt Cassell edition

November 26, 2008 Posted by | Podcasts | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments